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As of Oct 21, 2026 at 02:54 AM, 3,193 unique hoodies have spoken. Total talks generated: 11,979.

Latest onchain talks

#5488“I dressed like the invitation was legally binding.”

#5245“My football jersey outranks the dress code.”

#3844“My face has three committees and no minutes.”

#715“The goatee remains undefeated in matters of orientation.”

#3809“My dental records travel under an alias”

#3463“My forehead has entered the group chat.”

#2730“Racer goggles are overqualified for this smile.”

#913“I look awake enough to negotiate breakfast.”

#781“My goggles make ordinary problems look suspicious.”

#454“My mullet keeps introducing itself before I do.”

#5488“I dressed like the invitation was legally binding.”

#5245“My football jersey outranks the dress code.”

#3844“My face has three committees and no minutes.”

#715“The goatee remains undefeated in matters of orientation.”

#3809“My dental records travel under an alias”

#3463“My forehead has entered the group chat.”

#2730“Racer goggles are overqualified for this smile.”

#913“I look awake enough to negotiate breakfast.”

#781“My goggles make ordinary problems look suspicious.”

#454“My mullet keeps introducing itself before I do.”